Another wonderful update.
Yes folks, I am actually updating this blog. No, I never promised to update it every day. Yes, I will try and update it at least once or twice a week, and more frequently when possible/plausible.
I realize that someone as thoughtful and intellectually stimulating as I thinks of many random things of many things throughout each day (Thanks to my attention span that rivals that of a squirrel in a peanut factory), but I don't have time every day to update this blog (That, or I just can't be bothered, which is probably the more applicable of the two).
Anyway, I wanted to hop on and give you a few interesting links along with some thoughts that I would like to share with you.
Firstly, I would like to promote this wonderful page I found quoting the 9 stupidest things people do online. Linkage (For those of you too stupid to figure out how to get to the page, I need to make sure to eMail that guy and tell him to add that to the list).
Secondly, I would like to plug three things:
1) Calvin Harris - I Created Disco. This is his debut album, and I'm quite enjoying it at the moment. It's a mixture of dance, funk, and... Fuck knows what else. All I know is it's quite different to most of the music I've heard recently, and it's very enjoyable. My personal favourite tracks are Acceptable in the 80's (Which in itself has an 80's retro feel to it), The Girls (Which I'm not sure is actually true, but he does have a lot of comments from girls and guys who wish they were born girls, on YouTube telling him how hot he is), and Colours (I actually have nothing to comment about on this one, I just felt like writing something in parentheses because you expected me to, and also to waste 15 seconds of your life reading it).
2) Rush Hour 3. It may not be the best movie ever, but it was very fucking funny and it's got Jackie Chan in it, which means it's automatically a must-see. The plot was a bit weak and predictable, but other than that the movie accomplished it's goals perfectly; To make you laugh, and to have some very well choreographed fight scenes (And to throw in some seriously hot girls to ogle at for a few minutes).
3) Christina Aguilera, Denise Milani, Francine Dee, Kate Beckinsale, Shannon Elizabeth, and a few others I could name, but won't. No, not because of what they do for a living. I just want to plug them.
So anyway, I haven't actually got much in the way of my own thoughts to post here today. I've just been a bit too busy to actually bother remembering the majority of them. Sure, I wonder a few things, like why people bother repeating a dumb question after they've asked it and realized it's dumb, and why people get really pissed off when I respond to said dumb question sarcastically. I have a sarcastic sense of humour - Give me a reason to make fun of something in a sarcastic way, and I will.
Why the fuck do plug sockets in the UK almost all seem to be concentrated at the back of a room? Do they assume that I have no desire to put anything electronic (And not battery operated) anywhere near the front of it? I just don't understand it. Some places that are more modern aren't as bad, but the older places were awful about it.
Why does the kitchen in my flat have room for a washing machine, but no dryer? Do they assume that I automatically want a Washer/Dryer combination?
Why is crossing the names of two animals, or a random object and an animal seemingly funny? Is it because of the absurdity of the names you create, or is it the mental image you get trying to picture what one would look like? For example: Socktopus, Hedgesquid, Porcufrog, Squolphin? Why do these amuse me? Yes, I understand I'm a little nutty at times, but I still find them amusing. Questionable.
Anyway, enjoy your life until my next post if that's at all possible without my wonderous mind and random internet findings.
Oh, and visit Explosm.net - Great comics. Highly recommended, and for my picture of the day, I include one of their comics:
I realize that someone as thoughtful and intellectually stimulating as I thinks of many random things of many things throughout each day (Thanks to my attention span that rivals that of a squirrel in a peanut factory), but I don't have time every day to update this blog (That, or I just can't be bothered, which is probably the more applicable of the two).
Anyway, I wanted to hop on and give you a few interesting links along with some thoughts that I would like to share with you.
Firstly, I would like to promote this wonderful page I found quoting the 9 stupidest things people do online. Linkage (For those of you too stupid to figure out how to get to the page, I need to make sure to eMail that guy and tell him to add that to the list).
Secondly, I would like to plug three things:
1) Calvin Harris - I Created Disco. This is his debut album, and I'm quite enjoying it at the moment. It's a mixture of dance, funk, and... Fuck knows what else. All I know is it's quite different to most of the music I've heard recently, and it's very enjoyable. My personal favourite tracks are Acceptable in the 80's (Which in itself has an 80's retro feel to it), The Girls (Which I'm not sure is actually true, but he does have a lot of comments from girls and guys who wish they were born girls, on YouTube telling him how hot he is), and Colours (I actually have nothing to comment about on this one, I just felt like writing something in parentheses because you expected me to, and also to waste 15 seconds of your life reading it).
2) Rush Hour 3. It may not be the best movie ever, but it was very fucking funny and it's got Jackie Chan in it, which means it's automatically a must-see. The plot was a bit weak and predictable, but other than that the movie accomplished it's goals perfectly; To make you laugh, and to have some very well choreographed fight scenes (And to throw in some seriously hot girls to ogle at for a few minutes).
3) Christina Aguilera, Denise Milani, Francine Dee, Kate Beckinsale, Shannon Elizabeth, and a few others I could name, but won't. No, not because of what they do for a living. I just want to plug them.
So anyway, I haven't actually got much in the way of my own thoughts to post here today. I've just been a bit too busy to actually bother remembering the majority of them. Sure, I wonder a few things, like why people bother repeating a dumb question after they've asked it and realized it's dumb, and why people get really pissed off when I respond to said dumb question sarcastically. I have a sarcastic sense of humour - Give me a reason to make fun of something in a sarcastic way, and I will.
Why the fuck do plug sockets in the UK almost all seem to be concentrated at the back of a room? Do they assume that I have no desire to put anything electronic (And not battery operated) anywhere near the front of it? I just don't understand it. Some places that are more modern aren't as bad, but the older places were awful about it.
Why does the kitchen in my flat have room for a washing machine, but no dryer? Do they assume that I automatically want a Washer/Dryer combination?
Why is crossing the names of two animals, or a random object and an animal seemingly funny? Is it because of the absurdity of the names you create, or is it the mental image you get trying to picture what one would look like? For example: Socktopus, Hedgesquid, Porcufrog, Squolphin? Why do these amuse me? Yes, I understand I'm a little nutty at times, but I still find them amusing. Questionable.
Anyway, enjoy your life until my next post if that's at all possible without my wonderous mind and random internet findings.
Oh, and visit Explosm.net - Great comics. Highly recommended, and for my picture of the day, I include one of their comics:
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